ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

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comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

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prnh:

this is the kind of modern art I love….

bae-area90:

Best valentines card ever! Lol.

bae-area90:

Best valentines card ever! Lol.

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First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

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theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

tastefullyoffensive:

Me vs. normal people after a vacation. [afro-pig]

tastefullyoffensive:

Me vs. normal people after a vacation. [afro-pig]

blonesome:

bunniesinpajamas:

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

He pulled the seat back omgg

Lmaooooooo despite the spoiler I still wasn’t ready for that

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officialunitedstates:

is profanity censored because it’s profanity or do we make a word into profanity when we censor it?

taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

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alorathegreat:

hittin it so hard

alorathegreat:

hittin it so hard

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